Lover of books, rats, and things that are nifty. Atheist, liberal, historian, scientist.
I just brushed my teeth and went to say hi to the rats. They were so excited by the minty smell that they started to shove each other out of the way to smell my breath.
Don’t like it? Well, I don’t give a rat’s ass!
… because rat asses are just so darn cute!
This is a very bad thing for me to know.
Fuck you, Dear Prudence.